He is a fine gentelman but cant hold a pencil. He enjoyes a cup of tea every day and adores green dogs. He cracks jokes al the time. He makes shure, people arround him are happy. So he can suck on their happines to reach a level of chi, with which he intends to take over south England. Fear him.
Photoshop 7, 30 minutes.
edit 01://i updated the image, with a few small adjustments